#4
The All New, All Different Issue!

August 2001

Contents:
"Jonah Hex: The Mission" by Toby Kernan
"Conspiracy Theory" by Chip Caroon
"The Catch" by Toby Kernan
"Nighthawk's Test" by Black Condor
The Mission
by Toby Kernan
Jonah Hex walked into graveyard slowly, apprehensive of what he was about to do. It wasn’t like he hadn’t tried every other option available. He had, and all had failed. He couldn’t save her then, and he was running out of options to bring her back now. He knew that the choices he had left were few, and they were the kind only a desperate man would make. Jonah was a desperate man.

Jonah made his way to the grave he was searching for. Satisfied it was the right one, he pulled the vial of thick red liquid from his trench coat, and proceeded to pour the liquid into the cold, wet ground. As he poured, he made the required pattern and closed his eyes, summoning the strength to release the spirit, from which aid he currently required.

“Gravedigger,” he whispered almost inaudibly as the last of the vial’s contents poured into the soil below.

“I know you, Jonah Hex,” declared a slow and eerie voice, as a form began to appear next to the tombstone. “Why have you brought me from my grave?”

The spirit was a rather ghastly sight. To almost anyone, the specter would have been too much to bear, but to one who had lived a life such as Jonah Hex, one seeped in both mystic arts and horror, the creature was nothing shocking or amazing. He remembered the man once known as Charles Blackwater. He was a brilliant mage, but he tried to learn too much. He sold his soul to Mephisto for forbidden knowledge, and in turn lost his body as well. Now he was the creature known as Gravedigger, a doomed spirit cursed to never leave the mortal plane. But to the benefit of others, he still had his knowledge, and if you made him the right offer, he might even give you the information you need.

“I require information,” said Hex in a rather frank manner.

“Ask away,” said the creature as its ethereal head seem to circle in an inhuman manner, as the creature tried to get a full picture of the stars above. “You want to know if there is a way to bring her back, don’t you?”

“You know?” asked Hex in a voice that did a poor job to mask his surprise.

“There is little you can hide from a cursed ghost such as I. You want to know if you can give her the life back. To save her soul?” The creature smiled in a manner that sent chills down Hex’s spine.

“Yes,” replied Hex, almost inaudibly, his eyes lowered to the ground and his shoulder’s shrugged.

The creature seemed to be enjoying this immensely. “Seems strange coming from the man who killed her.”

Hex bit his lip, and thought his next answer over very carefully. “Those were different times. She made a mistake. She went too far. I had to stop her before she her others.” The regret in Hex’s voice was unmistakable now, and even the spirit seemed to be moved by Hex’s honesty. “I didn’t know the spell would mix with her own and kill her. She didn’t deserve to go to hell, she made a mistake, and she didn’t have a chance to correct it.”

“And . . . ” said the creature, as he knew there was a little more to the story to be told.

“And,” said Hex, “I loved her. I love her still. Even when she turned ‘evil’, I still saw the woman I had fallen for inside. It was partially my fault. I helped foster her love of the arcane magics. I helped her recover the pieces of the Darkhold Gate. I was so absorbed in my own interests, I didn’t see the signs of her descent until it was too late. Now, I want to make my amends.”

“How admirable,” said Gravedigger, and Hex wasn’t sure if his voice was full of pity or scorn. “What can you offer me in return for my aid?”

“Five minutes,” said the mournful Hex, “and I even brought you a bottle of ’34 Crest Valley for you to imbue.”

The creature seemed to be in deep thought, but Hex knew better. The offer Hex was making him was far too good for Gravedigger to resist.

“Agreed,” said Gravedigger. “Now, you don’t have the pieces of the Darkhold Gate still, do you?”

“No,” said Hex. “After the battle, Dr. Fate took the pieces and scattered them across the planet, so that they would not be used together again.”

The creature smiled. “But you have a piece still, don’t you?”

Hex sighed, then answered quietly, “Yes, I kept one piece.” Hex then pulled a black clothed, laced with golden ruins from a pocket. He slowly unfolded it, revealing a piece of a black obsidian medallion.

“Use it,” said the spirit, in a very matter-of-fact manner. “Use it to find the other pieces. Reassemble the Darkhold Gate. Then you must journey inside and find her. Her soul lies, in torment, inside. You will have to be stronger and braver than you have ever been in your life. In the end, you will probably fail, but this is sadly, the best chance you have. Now, if you would so kindly give me my five minutes, then I will give you the spell you need to find the other pieces of the Gate.”

Hex stood straight, and flung his arms as if to embrace the spirit. Suddenly the creature, known as Gravedigger, was gone, absorbed into the body of Jonah Hex. For five precious minutes he was alive again. He used his time to touch to cold stone of his grave, to feel the texture and the temperature. He watched with glee at his breath swirling in the air, then popped the cork off the vintage bottle of wine, and drank it as though it were the greatest thing ever created. He danced in a circle and screamed loudly into the air, enjoying his brief time again amongst the living.

When his five minutes were up, the spirit removed itself from the body, and offered the vivid description of how to perform the search spell Hex required to find the other Gate pieces. Each “man's” request filled, the spirit departed and Hex moved on his way. His destination was his casting room, where he would begin his new journey, and attempt to save the soul of the woman he loves.


Conspiracy Theory
by Chip Caroon
Mike Sheridan was dressed to match the crowd. The brown haired man in his early thirties wore a black suit and tie, and carrying a briefcase. The only way someone might notice something unusual was that he was walking out of the FBI's main headquarters as everyone else was coming out.

Fortunately, everyone else was too busy with their own lives to wonder about Mike. He casually slid inside, and headed for his intended destination.

"Ally," he whispered, knowing that his earpiece was picking his words up. "How are you doing?"

"I have hacked into the security systems, and am reseting the cameras to replay the last ten seconds over until I give the override code," the female on the other end replied.

Mike smiled. Ally, what would I do without you? Ever since I saved you that day from the stray blast, you've been most valuable as a computer whiz. He continued walking. "You better have this right," he whispered.

"Don't worry," Ally replied. "You're safe."

Mike walked down the corridor until he came to a door with a sign that read "RESTRICTED -- AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY."

So much for that, Mike thought. He pushed on the door. It was unlocked. Mike forced back a chuckle. This is what passes for national security?

Mike walked into the room. He had already spent two weeks learning all of the security devices, and was able to bypass them, and not set any alarms off.

In the middle of the room sat a computer. Mike walked over. He opened a briefcase and pulled out a disc. He slipped it into the computer, and clicked on the folder entitled 'superheroes.'

About three minutes later, the disc was full, and Mike had all the information he needed. He took his disc, and replaced it with another. He uploaded a file and then left.

As he left, the computer deleted a file. It might have been important to someone, but Mike didn't care. He had targeted a small file, enough for to let the government know that someone had been there, but wouldn't leave any information on who, when, or what they downloaded.


Mike returned to his hideout in the suburbs of Washington, DC, where he had set up shop after being fired from the Daily Planet for his "trash" stories. He was one of the few who believed that the whole superhero epidemic was a conspiracy - at least the superheroes that had come after World War II. The hideout was mostly dark when he got there, as it was most of the time.

Ally Robeta was waiting for him in front of her computer terminal. She was an attractive Oriental girl in her late twenties, with black hair and eyes. Ally was extremely talented at computers, and could hack into almost any system.

"Good job," Ally said.

"Thanks," Mike replied, putting the briefcase down. He took off the jacket and tie and tossed them on the sofa which he had brought in for any potential visitors. It was rarely used other than the nights that Mike slept on it when he stayed too late, working on his latest project. He took the disc out from his briefcase and handed it to Ally.

Ally put the disc into the CD-Rom drive. Mike stood behind her as she examined the contents.

"Click here," he said, pointing to a folder marked 'Spider-Man.' "I'm most curious why he became a superhero."

"Wasn't he a TV star or something?" Ally asked.

Mike nodded. "But for some reason, he became a 'superhero.'"

"Are you going to investigate that next?"

Mike shrugged. "It's one of my top five priorities. I have a few other cases to wrap up first."

"Should I book you a flight to New York?"

"Not yet."

"Do you really think you can prove your theory?" Ally asked. "I mean, you've been investigating for years."

Mike suddenly got a determined look in his eye. "I have a feeling that I will be getting some answers soon. Somewhere, there is going to be a slip-up, and I will find it."


The Catch
by Toby Kernan
Murray Pinfield looked around the club tonight, and was impressed. Being a bouncer at Club Manixx was normally a great job - the pay was great, good benefits, and plenty of eye candy - but tonight seemed to be one extraordinary evening. The arrival of spring semester at local Vandemeer University had brought back the crop of college kids that the club thrived on. What was better, Murray decided, was that it had brought back a whole legion of gorgeous young college beauties, with parent's money in the pockets and clothing that was all too revealing. Murray was pleased, because he knew that, as a big, strong, good-looking guy, he wouldn't be going home alone any evening soon.

Murray scanned the room, looking for any troublemakers. For the most part, so far, the night had been relatively calm. He had been forced to throw out a punk who tried to get a little grabby with a sexy brunette, but he wasn't much of an effort. It had also paid off well for Murray, because the brunette's best fried had given him her phone number, and told him to find her later.

Murray watched as his boss, Aaron Carver, and a handful of associates made their way through the backdoor, heading for the office. Murray recognized the associates and quickly made his way to the boss, clearing a path for him. These associates were serious party drug buyers, and their arrival signaled a big money deal for the boss, possibly in the seven figure status.

"Hey Murray, looks like business is jumping tonight . . . " said Carver as he gave Murray a serious look that signaled he wanted special attention paid to his current situation.

Murray responded with a nod and replied, "Could be a record, the place is packed."

Murray followed the boss and his associates until they were inside the back office. He knew the routine. They would go in there, make some deals with that briefcase of cash the buyers had brought, and then the buyers would come out and party the night away. Murray was happy about the whole thing, because the boss was always in a great mood after a big deal, which meant a new Rolex or car would be coming Murray's way real soon.

Murray continued to scan the room. The bar was packed, as was the dance floor. Suddenly, Shaggy's ‘It Wasn't Me' started pumping through the sound system. He loved this song, and for a moment wished he could go hit the dance floor, but he knew the best place to stay was right here at the door until the deal was completed.

Then he saw her. If there was a more beautiful young woman he had ever seen, at this moment her couldn't remember. She was a gorgeous young blond, with very delicate features, and sparkling green eyes. As she shook and shimmied her way up to him, Murray felt a passionate fire starting to burn inside him. She wore an all white, tightly clinging short skirt, shirt, and high boots, with just enough of her long, slim legs showing to make Murray almost salivate.

"Hi," she said softy as she coyly bit her lip and turned her head to the side, seemingly shy and innocent.

"I must say," Murray responded, trying to tone down his normal cockiness, "you are the most beautiful woman in this room. Can I ask your name?"

"It is Tandy," she responded with a smile that sent a sharp tingle down Murray's spine.

"Well, Tandy," Murray said, trying hard not to imagine her naked right now, "what brings you over here? See something you like?"

Tandy laughed, warmly, then got a serious look on her face, "I do . . . and you are standing in my way."

Murray barely had time to comprehend what the Tandy had said before he saw her hand, bathed in an intense white light, push up into the side of his head. Murray suddenly felt as though his entire body was bathed in a burning white light, then when reality re-struck him, he realized he could feel nothing at all. He had paralysis from head to toe.


Most of the business transaction had been completed between Carver and his buyers when the locked door leading the dance club flew open and a young couple walked into the door.

"What the fu . . . " said one of the buyers, obviously unpleased with the interruption. Carver watched as the three buyers and his bodyguard started to reach for their handguns.

What happened next moved at a breakneck pace. Craver watched in amazement as the beautiful young blonde female of the duo flung her hands in the air, and two daggers of white energy flew across the room, striking both him and his bodyguard squarely in the chest. Suddenly, after an intense moment of searing pain, he found that he was completely paralyzed.

"Settle down," announced the other member of the duo, a young man of Indian looking descent. He pulled what appeared to be a scythe from inside his long, black jacket, and slashed out with blinding speed at the buyers. The cuts he made on them were minimal, but apparently they had some greater effect, because soon all of the buyers were paralyzed as well.

"Nice job lover," the girl announced as she quickly raced over to her lover and gave him a big, wet kiss, with more than an ample amount of tongue. He embraced her close, then whispered in her ear, and she walked over to the open door, watching the crowd outside.

"Okay, here is the deal," announced Reaper, the male, as he refocused his attention on the five paralyzed men around him, "this really isn't anything personal. My love Dagger here and I were kinda bored, and thought we would go out and get ourselves some cash, quick style. You are all scumbags, and probably make and spend this kinda money in a day, so I doubt you will miss it too much. Look at it this way, at least you are still alive, but here is a warning. Drugs are bad, you should really just say no. Bye."

Carver watched in amazement as the girl called Dagger left her post by the door, and went to the bags of white powder that were currently sitting in an open briefcase on the desk. She smiled warmly at Carver as she generated more of that white energy in her hands, and after a brief flash, left nothing of the drugs but a smoldering burn mark on the desk.

Then the duo embraced lovingly as Reaper picked up the briefcase full of cash and the two walked out the door. Carver listened as a brief struggle then occurred outside, followed by some gunfire. Later, when they were finally ‘rescued," Carver would discover that the two assailants, Reaper and Dagger, walked away with nearly one million dollars, unharmed.


Nighthawk's Test
by Black Condor
"You know that you messed up bad against Batman, boy."

The voice boomed throughout the room, even though Tobias Whale was not yet facing his visitor. Kyle Richmond stood in front of Whale's desk in his exercise clothes, having just been through another training session with the Taskmaster.

Tobias Whale turned around slowly and fearsomely, like a tiger that had been awakened without its consent.

"You know I invested a lot of money in that Nighthawk suit, and the Taskmaster doesn't work for free." He pointed at Nighthawk with an enormous finger. "It's about time my investment started showing some tangible returns!"

Tobias Whale slammed his fist down on the table. Even the burly guards who normally could not be swayed by anything jumped a little.

"I think you're going take care of a little business for me tonight."

Whale pulled a photograph from his desk drawer.

"This old storekeeper owes me two months' worth of protection. I let her off last month because sometimes, even I get a little soft-hearted. But this month we need to remind her who she's supposed to pay!"

"You want me to rough this old lady up or something?"

Whale laughed a deep chuckling laugh, and raised his left eyebrow. "Whatever it takes to teach her a lesson and get her to cough up that protection money. She knows how much she owes me. She just needs a little . . . motivation."


Kyle looked over the information and photographs that Tobias Whale's men had given him as he took the long bus ride that went out to Westchester, where his parents lived. He had not been out to the Richmond mansion in quite a long time. He had decided to take the bus trip on impulse. Something made him want to see them, maybe to see if they would help him turn away from the life of crime that he was beginning.

He looked at the papers in the folder Whale's men had given him. Kyle was supposed to go to the 117th Street Market tonight, which was owned by Willa Thomas. Just looking at the photograph of the sweet old lady made him feel bad.

The attack he made on the Skartaris Bar* was one thing-the owner was a gun-toting crazy who looked like he had wandered up to Earth from some barbarian world-but attacking the store of a defenseless old woman was another thing. Maybe it was time to go and see his dad, and see if he couldn't get some money. It was an outside chance, but it was worth a try.

*(Batman #8)


Kyle felt a little bit ashamed that he had to walk all the way from the bus stop to the palatial mansion out in Westchester. The butler had made him wait at the door which he had used to run out of to go to school in the morning. When he finally was let into what used to be his own home, Kyle was made to wait all alone in the living room for nearly a half an hour.

When his father finally came to see him, Kyle could tell that it was not going to be a happy reunion. His father's face had not changed much since Kyle had seen him last, although Kyle had trouble looking his father in the eye.

"What are you doing here?" Mr. Richmond asked.

"Hey, Dad. How are you?" Kyle tried to be as friendly as possible.

"What do you want here? Where have you been for the last year?"

Kyle was trying to remember the explanation he had thought up on the walk from the bus stop.

His father stood in front of him and bowed his head. "Son, I just can't start with how I feel about how you have wasted your life away. And you show up here . . . "

"Dad, I'm in some trouble."

"That doesn't surprise me, with the life you have been leading. I bet it's those drugs you have been taking. What, is your pusher after you for not paying him?"

"Well, not this time . . . "

"Not this time!?!" Kyle's father now stood facing the window, his hands clenched into fists behind him. "Kyle, I'm going to make you a proposition . . . one that you should not refuse. Now you are our only child, you know, as useless as you are."

Kyle's father was laying it on thick. But the guilt in Kyle's heart was enough to make him endure his father's berating without responding.

"You have until Christmas to reform yourself. I want you to get away from your drugs, and resolve whatever you have to with the scum who give you drugs. If you can prove that you've reformed by Christmas, I won't disown you."

"Disown . . . ?"

"Yes, Kyle. It's something I've been contemplating for a while. If you don't clean up your act by Christmas, you can kiss the Richmond fortune goodbye forever! It would do some charity a whole lot more good than you with your drinking and your drugs and your crime!"

"But, Dad!" Kyle wished that he could not believe what he was hearing, but he knew that he deserved every bad thing his Dad said about him.

"Time to go, Kyle. Time to go out and start reforming yourself. " He motioned to the butler to open the door for his son.

Kyle's father stood on the porch watching as Kyle walked away down the path and then down the road back toward the bus stop. He thought that maybe his son would finally see the error of his ways and change this time. Maybe this one time.


It was midnight and time for the attack on the 117th Street Market. Nighthawk stood on the crumbling roof of the building next door, steeling himself.

It would be easy, he thought. All he would have to do is go in there, tell the lady to pay up, and wreck stuff. He had wrecked other people's stuff before.

He would do it, try not to hurt the lady, and then get out of there. And then he could go back to Whale and everything would be all right.

It was time.

Nighthawk was just about to step off the roof and soar down to the store when masked men grabbed the door of the market just as the last customer was leaving. Nighthawk soared down to the street, and the few people who were standing on the street corner stared in amazement.

He saw the two young men holding the old woman at gunpoint. Someone else had it in for her tonight. He saw how rough the robbers were with the old lady as they forced open her cash register and started to take the money out. Nighthawk knew they might even shoot her if she made any false moves.

They might kill her . . . unless he intervened.

Nighthawk opened the door and walked into the market.

The two robbers did not notice him at first, because they were too busy with getting the money and with roughing up the old woman.

"Yeah, witch!" one of them said. "You make sure you get all of that money out of there, or I'm gonna hit you with this pistol butt again!"

"Leave her alone!" Nighthawk shouted.

The two men turned to face him.

"Who are you . . . Batman?" one of them asked.

"It don't look like Batman! Let's see if he's bulletproof, anyway!" the other said, pulling out a rifle.

Before they could do anything, Nighthawk charged into them with practiced speed. He kicked one of them in the head, knocking the robber out. The other one he took care of with some karate that he had learned from the Taskmaster. He gathered up their weapons and put them on the counter. The storekeeper picked up the rifle and held it over the two injured robbers.

The robbers had been stopped, and the storekeeper was safe.

If Nighthawk were going to deliver the message from Tobias Whale at all, it would have to be now.

"Willa Thomas?"

"That's me," the beglassed woman responded as she caught her breath. Her brow furrowed. "How do you know me, young man? You saved my life!"

Nighthawk thought deeply. "Mrs. Thomas, it was a pleasure to help you out," he said. Then he walked out the door.

"Thank you, sir," the lady called out after him. "God bless you!"

Nighthawk willed his wings to open, and took off into the sky. For the first time in months, a smile was on his face.


As he soared over the city, Nighthawk thought about his situation. He was not welcome at his parents' house anymore, and after failing to attack Willa Thomas, he would no longer be welcome anywhere near Tobias Whale. But he realized that he could call himself a hero now. He realized that what he had done tonight had helped start him on the path to getting himself back together. But that was only if he lived past tomorrow, with Tobias Whale's agents on his trail. He would have to be ready for when Whale finally caught up with him.
EPILOGUE

A meeting had been called on the penthouse level of Gotham House. Two guards were posted outside the door, with orders to let no one in to see Mr. Whale.

Around the mahogany meeting table were Whale, a few of his goons, and two fearsome-looking men. One of them looked a little like Batman, while the other one had a bunch of deadly looking ropes in his hands.

"Blackwing, I'm doing you a big favor by giving you a place to hide, much less by letting you work for me after the trouble you got in with your family*. Slipknot, you need to prove yourself to me before I'm willing to take you on regular. Go and find this Nighthawk, and bring him back to me."

*(Blackwing got in a lot of trouble with his family, the Silvermanes, due to the events in Batman Secret Files #1)

Whale smiled his ivory smile. " . . . and if worse comes to worse, just bring me the suit in one piece. I don't care whether that young man in it lives . . . or dies."

Continued soon in Batman!


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